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the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
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Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.
Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.
He also has one of the most jarring entrances in a movie. Like the entire movie screeches to a halt because he bursts onto the scene well into the second act and it’s so strange and arresting and Bruce Willis is just like “what the fuck is even going on anymore?”
It’s p. great.
also? hot. :D
What struck me about the character was that essentially, he was in the adventure movie “flighty dame who is mostly there to shriek and occasionally hit a bad guy with a lamp or something,” position.
Because Leeloo was sure as HELL not gonna be that girl. :3
Don’t forget that along with the incredible gender fluidity inherent in its supporting cast as seen here, The Fifth Element also passes the Bechdel Test. It shows us that a movie can be a progressive and inspiring work of art that practically re-invents the wheel through its direction and production design alone, and if it has a good script to go along with that it’s basically fried gold.
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When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their Skype
When you have people on skype but are to shy to talk to them
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when u draw something and u hate it and everyone loves it
when u draw something u like and everyone ignores it
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ipgd:
i am instituting a 0 tolerance dangan ronpa policy
if you make a post referring to dangan ronpa where you do not call it “dangan ronpa” or any of the 36 other ludicrous misspellings for it i’ve already saviored i am unfollowing you IMMEDIATELY AND FOREVER
disser rugburn
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Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog
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A series of prototype posters I did to address verbal abuse.
I was kind enough to have willing models and a great photographer. Thank you for all your help.
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i tell my grandmother three times that’s it’s only 3:30, hell i had literally just finished telling her that for the third time… and she asks me what time it is here. then i try and explain to her that mom told me saturday that it’ll be late by the time they get back from the airport, only for her to talk over me the whole time and then tell me that if it’s not too late her time when they get in, for mom to call her…. good to know it wasn’t all in my head that she despises talking to me, even over the phone…. six time zones away.
“paper cuts or blowtorch” seems like a really wide pain range
great. tomorrow i’m gonna feel either a papercut or a blowtorch.
the only tattoo i have so far is in a five star area. ‘may cry or passout’… it wasn’t even at the same level as ‘cat scratches’.
think about how much skin and muscle is between the top layer of skin and the bone underneath; the less there is, the better your chances are at more pain. you ever write/draw on yourself with a ball point pen? ever have it not work so you press down hard enough that you end up with red-ish lines from the pressure? that’s what it felt like to me. the tip of the wings on mine just barely reach my bottom rib and the tail gets close to my iliac crest, and it was only at those two places that the pain went from ‘mildly annoying’ to ‘actual discomfort’. to me, the worst part was that they had to put a pillow under my lower back to make the skin over my abdomen taut and having to lay there like that for an hour and a half or so.
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One time I saw a post accusing asexuals of forcing their sexuality into other people’s faces
and I feel like there should be a blog of aces doing that
Asexually doing laundry in public
Casually leaning against a wall in a non-sexual manner
So much asexuality right out there for everyone to see holy shit
Aces in yo’ faces
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where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I would wear the shit out of these.
apparently hanes used to make some. but other than that all you find are boy shorts that they try to claim are boxer briefs. :|
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